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Height And Dating: The Case For Short Kings

Are your height preferences holding you back?

Sep 25

Height And Dating: The Case For Short Kings

Sep 25

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Introducing: For Love Or Peanut Butter

Love takes sacrifice. Sometimes it’s peanut butter, sometimes it’s your dignity.

Jan 28, 2021

Introducing: For Love Or Peanut Butter

Jan 28, 2021

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David Attenborough Presents: A Drunken Thirty-Something Female Coming Home Alone (Again)

Here we have a thirty-something female returning home from the rare, wild night out. Single, and intoxicated.

May 22, 2020

David Attenborough Presents: A Drunken Thirty-Something Female Coming Home Alone (Again)

May 22, 2020

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I Was Ready For A European Holiday Proposal — My Boyfriend Was Not

Perhaps we should establish the rules of engagement

7h ago

I Was Ready For A European Holiday Proposal — My Boyfriend Was Not

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Was It The Edible Or The Ick?

How soon is too soon to get high with a new dating prospect?

Nov 6

Was It The Edible Or The Ick?

Nov 6

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I Tried To End A Dry Spell — But The Only One Who Came Was Regret

Remember that trash book about the secret society of pickup artists? I think I accidentally met one

Oct 23

I Tried To End A Dry Spell — But The Only One Who Came Was Regret

Oct 23

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What Happens When You Move In Together Before Your First Date?

Absolute chaos or appreciation?

Oct 9

What Happens When You Move In Together Before Your First Date?

Oct 9

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The Dream Guy Who Was Too Nice To Me

How to lose a guy in three dates

Sep 11

The Dream Guy Who Was Too Nice To Me

Sep 11

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Were We Just On The Same Date?

When one of you enjoyed it and one of you endured it

Jun 26

Were We Just On The Same Date?

Jun 26

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The Text I Never Sent To The Handsy French Guy

Hot tip: A woman flinching at your touch is not a green light

Jun 12

The Text I Never Sent To The Handsy French Guy

Jun 12

Kelly Shanley

Kelly Shanley

LA based writer/podcaster/comedian/mountain girl at heart. Outdoor lover, world traveler, loud laugher. https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kelly-shanley

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