PinnedKelly ShanleyinSlackjawIntroducing: For Love Or Peanut ButterLove takes sacrifice. Sometimes it’s peanut butter, sometimes it’s your dignity.·5 min read·Jan 28, 2021--8--8
PinnedKelly ShanleyinSlackjawDavid Attenborough Presents: A Drunken Thirty-Something Female Coming Home Alone (Again)Here we have a thirty-something female returning home from the rare, wild night out. Single, and intoxicated.·5 min read·May 22, 2020--41--41
Kelly ShanleyinSlackjawMy First Time Moving In With A BoyThings got a little shaky at first…·7 min read·May 1, 2024--17--17
Kelly ShanleyinSlackjawThe Pickiest Tech-Bro In TownIt’s time for a throwback edition of FLOPB: The Bad Dates.·7 min read·Apr 17, 2024--1--1
Kelly ShanleyinSlackjawMeeting The ParentsDon’t panic! As long as you got the timing right…·7 min read·Apr 3, 2024--1--1
Kelly ShanleyinSlackjawSo Long, Farewell, This Has Been A DelightI can’t believe I finally got it right·6 min read·Jan 21, 2022--3--3
Kelly ShanleyinSlackjawYou Had Me At “Hey, Girl…”Turns out I REALLY fell for dick pics…·7 min read·Dec 23, 2021--11--11
Kelly ShanleyinSlackjawA Text Message Essay From A 42-Year-Old ManThesis: It’s not me, it’s you.·8 min read·Dec 9, 2021--16--16
Kelly ShanleyinSlackjawYou Can’t Always Get What You WantBut if you cry sometimes, you might find… You still want the same thing.·8 min read·Nov 26, 2021--4--4